Sunday, May 26, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] May 27, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it will take eight visits!

 

Two cops were talking. "Saturday night I was at this great party and this gorgeous babe gave me the eye. We hit it off and she asked me to take her home. But as soon as we got in the car, she unzipped me and went down on me -- and I didn't even know her name." The other cop was intrigued. "So? What did you do?" The first cop said, "I figured this was one time it was best to shoot first and ask questions later!" 


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