Monday, May 13, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] May 14, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Andrew Nye sends along this amazing balancing act on Somebody's Got Talent (it doesn't say which country). Coincidently, my wife and I saw this same trick performed live last month at a touring Cirque du Soleil performance. It looks impossible in person, too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnDeo0yhIws 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

For years, Tom was a compulsive worrier until one day when his friend, Doug, noticed a dramatic change. "Tom, you don't seem to worry about anything anymore." He replied, "I don't, Doug. I hired a professional worrier to worry for me. He only charges me $1,000 a week." "A grand a week?" said Doug. "How in the heck are you going to pay him?" "I don't know. That's his problem!"

 

Last night, my wife screamed at me, "I am so wet. Give it to me! Give it to me now!!" But I didn't care what she screamed, I wasn't gonna let her have my umbrella! 


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