Tuesday, May 7, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] May 7, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How do you break up an angry Scottish mob? Take up a collection!

 

An elderly woman approached the liquor store checkout with two pistols, drawn and cocked. She threw a bag on the counter and commanded, "Gimme six bottles of scotch and all the money in your till." The clerk did so. Then she ordered, "Now take me to the storeroom and make love to me." He did. But she got so excited, she dropped her guns on the table. The shopkeeper paused mid-stroke and said, "Ma'am, would you please pick up your guns? My boss should be back any minute now!" 


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