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[cyberjoke3000] May 20, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I have some more “Sight Gags classics” for you today. Hopefully, by next week, I’ll have fresh new material for you.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A woman gave birth to a healthy, normal baby with just one problem: he had no body. Yes, he was just a head. But years passed and Mom kept her Bobby on a table near a window so he could watch the other children play outside. One day, the phone rang. It was the hospital. "A boy has been decapitated in a car crash and we think his body is a perfect match for your son!" She was overjoyed. "Bobby! I have a wonderful surprise for you!" Bobby looked up and said, "Not another hat!"

 

How did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood and wasn't a real boy? The day his hand caught fire! 


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