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I just got a new Android phone and wanted to clean off my old phone before I got rid of it. Of course, I removed and reformatted the SD card, but there was still a bunch of stuff left on the phone itself. "Nuke My Phone" came to my rescue. Try it, but only on a phone you’re going to get rid of!
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And if you don't want to pay 99¢, you could try “Shredroid” for free:
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Remember when young women used to cook like their mothers? Now they drink like their fathers!
Things Men Never Say: "I'm sick of beer. Got any fruit juice?" "Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again." "I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss." "I'd better tell my gorgeous neighbor that she shouldn't undress with her drapes open." "I'm going to throw out this old porn; I never watch it anyway." "I understand." "This show has too much nudity." "Oh, no! We're late for church!" "No, I don't want to see your sister's t¡ts." "For heaven's sake, put on some panties!"
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