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A woman asked a male friend, "Do you drink beer?" He answered, "Yes, I do." "How many a day?" "Oh, about three, I guess." "What do you pay for a beer?" "Maybe five bucks." "And how long have you been drinking?" "At least twenty years." "So, if a beer costs five bucks and you drink three a day, in a year, that's over $5,000, right?" "I guess so." "So in twenty years you've spent over $100,000, correct?" "Yep." "You fool. If you didn't drink beer and instead invested that money in a small-cap mutual fund, you could now own a Ferrari!" Her friend thought a moment. "Do you drink beer?" She replied, "Certainly not!" "So where's your damned Ferrari?!"
Women who believe the way to a man's heart is through his stomach are aiming too high!
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