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Concerning yesterday’s virus alert, CyberJokester Mark Neblung recommended reading about Windows Secrets' CryptoLocker fix. It keeps it from installing in the first place. Of course, this fix probably won't last long; those creeps will find another work-around.
http://windowssecrets.com/top-story/cryptolocker-a-particularly-pernicious-virus
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
For programmers only: "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "Java."
A working mom needed to pack as many errands as possible into her lunch break, so she raced to the hospital to get a chest X-ray, then to the dry cleaners, and finally, the supermarket. But when she returned to the office, she noticed her co-workers gave her strange looks. Finally, one asked what she did during lunch. She explained her hectic hour then said, "Why do you ask?" He said, "Because your blouse is inside-out!"
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