Tuesday, October 1, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] October 2, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

While you may not know its name, you've probably heard Bach’s Cantata 147 before -- but you've never heard it like this. To advertise their cell phone with a wooden case, the DoComo company created a giant xylophone, played by one wooden ball rolling downhill.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

If pickup truck commercials were really truthful, they'd show people you haven't heard from in years, phoning to ask you to help them move!

 

Bob and his girlfriend finished a sixty-nine when he realized that he was late for his dentist appointment. He rinsed with strong mouthwash, flossed, brushed his teeth, mouthwashed again and chewed Altoids all the way to the dentist's office. As soon as the dentist leaned over him, he smiled and said, "Got a sixty-nine this morning, eh, Bob?" Bob was shocked. "What? How could you tell? Does my mouth still smell like pussy?" "No," replied the dentist, "your forehead smells like ass!"  


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