Tuesday, October 8, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] October 8, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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This short video shows a convincing allosaurus. Not a robot, its realism comes from the human being inside who is operating it. But still, you'll be surprised at its flexibility.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60jKp-yoaV4

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Humpty Dumpty died a crack head.

 

A secretary of a certain age had never married but wanted to. She was bored with both work and the singles scene. As she returned from lunch with yet another bag from the drugstore, her co-worker said, "Lately you've bought a year's worth of birth control pills, lots of vaginal foam, flavored douches, several diaphragms, and who knows how many condoms. And you don't even have a boyfriend. Whom are you trying to seduce?" She smiled slyly and replied, "The druggist!"


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