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CyberJokester Danny Wheeler sends along the news about a new, particularly nasty virus called "Cryptolocker." This "ransomware" encrypts your files and then gives you a short deadline to pay them hundreds of dollars to decrypt your files. It spreads through email attachments, so be careful what you click! Read more about it here:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"The longer my pregnancy goes, the bigger I get, and yet, the more strangers smile at me. Why is that?" "Because you're fatter than they are!
Why do blondes like green lipstick? Because red means stop!
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