Tuesday, October 29, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] October 30, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Jed Feiman sends along this "end of the world" prank video produced by LG to show off the realism of their new 4K TVs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cer8I4cX-vs

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Question: "Is there any reason I should be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?" Answer: "Yes. Alimony!"

 

A cowboy went upstairs at the whorehouse, put his money on the table, and dropped his pants. The hooker nearly fainted -- it must have been eighteen inches long! She cried, "Hold on, pardner. I'll lick it. I'll suck it. But there's no way you're sticking that thing inside me." The cowboy pulled up his pants, grabbed his money from the table, and said, "Hell, woman, I can do all that mahself!" 


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