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You know that tingly feeling you get when you fall in love with someone? That's your common sense leaving your body!
Prison Pick-Up Lines: "Is that a zip-gun carved out of discarded metal from the floor of the prison license-plate manufacturing shop in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" "I prefer dropping bar soap instead of that liquid junk!" "Hold still while I staple this centerfold to the back of your head!" "Wanna stamp a few license plates after dark?" "That orange jumpsuit really brings out the red in your knife wound!" "You look even better in person than you did on
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