Monday, October 7, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] October 7, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A little girl visiting Disneyland couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. She "drove" through crazy scenes, into the path of a speeding train, and through walls that fell away at the last second, all the while clutching her little steering wheel. When the ride ended, she said, "Daddy, I think you'd better drive next time. I didn't know where I was going!"

 

A secretary refused to sleep with her boss. When she got her next paycheck, her salary had been cut in half. When she complained to him, he grinned and said, "What? Haven't you heard of 'withholding tax'?" 


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