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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two guys wearing hoodies approached the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter said, "Wait here. I'll be right back." He found God and told him who was waiting. God said, "How many times must I tell you? We're not prejudiced here. This is Heaven. All are welcome. Go back and let them in!" Saint Peter returned to the Pearly Gates, sighed, then returned to God and said, "Well, they're gone." "The guys in hoodies?'" asked God. "No. The Pearly Gates!"
Sign near the door to Planned Parenthood: "Thank you for not coming."
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