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[cyberjoke3000] April 11, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Tracee had a bad day and stretched out on the couch for some well-deserved self-pity. She moaned to her family, "Nobody loves me! The whole world hates me!" Without looking up from his phone, her brother said, "That's not true, Tracee. Billions of people don't even know you!"

Being in love is like wetting your pants -- everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth! 


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