Thursday, April 7, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] April 7, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Al Bryda sends along this beautiful underwater video. Be sure to click the "CC" button at the bottom of the screen to turn on closed captioning which they use to define the fish and locations. And be sure to watch in HD!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The praying mantis female devours her mate minutes after mating. The human female stretches it out over a lifetime!

The very pregnant blonde went her doctor for her final checkup. "Doc, I'm worried. What if the baby comes and I can't get to the hospital in time?" "Oh, not to worry. Woman have had babies for a million years without doctors. It's a natural process. First, assume the same position as when you got pregnant...." She interrupted, "You mean with my feet on the dashboard?" 


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