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In honor of today's release on Netflix of season two of "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt," here are 31 of the show's best sight gags:
http://www.tvguide.com/news/unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-sight-gags
And 22 reasons why everyone, including me, is obsessed with this show:
http://www.tvguide.com/news/unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-best-moments-gifs
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A politician was out canvassing for votes. At a farm, he spied a young man milking a cow. As he began his pitch, the young man's father came out on the back porch. "Luke, come on in the house. Who's that you're talking to?" "Says he's a politician, Pop." "Well, in that case, bring the cow in with you!"
Your Sex May Be Boring if... You ask for sex and she says, "Wait till the Nyquil kicks in." She gets upset when the ashtray falls off your ass. She actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?" The last time she screamed during sex you were in another room. She only moans during commercials. She starts her fake orgasms during foreplay. She sets you up with her friends. You are currently sitting backstage at Jerry Springer. You begin to think she's only "playing" dead. During sex, she actually yells, "Oh, baby. Yada, yada, yada!" She makes you pay in advance. Her moans of delight are coming from a loop on her phone. She asks, "Are you sure you're not gay?" She shows you porn to speed you up. She asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook. She bangs her head on the headboard before you begin!
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