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After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter about jump school. The sergeant replied, "Well, it's only three weeks long. The first week, they separate the men from the boys. The second week, they separate the men from the fools." "What about the third week?" I asked. "The third week, the fools jump!"
Why Your Vibrator is Better than a Man: It never has an orgasm and then just stops vibrating. It's never too busy "watching the game." Batteries are cheaper than a new pickup truck. Stuff it in a drawer when you're done and you won't hear from it again until the next time you're ready. You can easily get a bigger one without being called a slut. Its position is your choice, not his. It's always hard. It doesn't leave a mess. You don't have to wear something sexy to get it started. It doesn't care if you gain weight. And it keeps going until you're satisfied.
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