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Famous Last Words: "Gimme a match. I think my gas tank's empty." "Step on 'er, boy! Yer only goin' 90." "There's plenty of life left in those tires." "No, we'll tune up the car in the garage; that way we can close the door and stay warm." "No, truckers don't mind when you pass on the right or tailgate 'em to draft and save gas." "Don't go to a welding shop! I can fix your gas tank leak with my torch." "There's never any traffic at this intersection." "You can make it easy ...that train's not coming fast." "Of course I can drive and text at the same time." "Nah, all bungee cords look a little frayed." "Motorcycles are supposed to wobble in turns." "You don't need ski lessons; just follow me." "Green means go, red means stop, and yellow means go ...real fast!"
"What? I can't believe that you visit prostitutes for sex!" screamed the wife. Her husband responded, "Do you blame me? It's not like I was getting any from you!" She snapped back, "It's your own damned fault. You never said you were willing to pay for it!"
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