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If it smells bad, don't eat it. Here's a simple explanation for those dates you see on food: ignore them! Well, sort of. I'd better let the Mayo Clinic explain further:
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A widower fell in love with a widow and all their children agreed they should get married. They sent out this invitation: "Phil, Richard, Karen, Allison, John, Matt and Steve request the honor of your presence at the marriage of their mother and father, Marion Johnson Smith and Robert Hanson. Because they are combining their two households, they already have two of everything, so: Please, no presents! Reception and garage sale immediately following the ceremony."
A couple arrived at city hall just before closing, found a judge, and asked him to marry them. "Do you have a license?" They didn't, so he sent them to the clerk's office to get one. They did, hurried back to the judge, who pointed out their names were reversed -- his under wife, hers under husband. He sent them back to the clerk's office to get it fixed. But this license had the date in the wrong format. Again, back to the clerk. After five trips back and forth, the judge was finally satisfied. "I hope you appreciate my attention to details. Why, if your license had irregularities, your marriage would be unlawful, and your children would be technical bastards." The disgusted groom responded, "Funny, that's exactly what the city clerk called you!"
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