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Did you ever wonder what it would be like to go over a 60-foot-tall waterfall in a kayak? Where does GoPro find these guys?
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American Schools, Then and Now: Then: Miss Smith receives an apple from an anonymous student and shows it to the other teachers. Now: Ms. Smith receives a package from an anonymous student and shows it to the bomb squad. Then: Little Johnny is caught reading Playboy. Now: The art teacher is caught posing for Playboy. Then: The nurse treats a fifth grader's first case of whooping cough. Now: The nurse treats a fifth grader's first case of morning sickness. Then: Students find mercury, lead and cobalt on the periodic table. Now: Students find mercury, lead and cobalt in the drinking water. Then: Class begins with Show and Tell. Now: Class begins with Search and Frisk. Then: A ninth-grader is caught cheating on a pop quiz. Now: A ninth-grader is caught cheating on his common-law wife.
"Doc, what's wrong with me? I see phalluses everywhere!" "Oh, that's easy: you're cock-eyed!"
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