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I don’t know for sure but I think Prince enjoyed sight gags, too.
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Unhelpful Life Hacks: Turn an old telephone book into your personal address book by crossing out the name of everyone you don't know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have a cell phone by holding an old TV remote to your ear while weaving. Quickly lose ten pounds by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers running on fast whenever you park your car. No time for a shower? Wrap yourself in duck tape and clean yourself by quickly removing it. If someone chokes on an ice cube, don't panic; just pour boiling water down their throat!
Sherwin-Williams is bringing out it new line of blonde paint: it's not too bright and it spreads easily.
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