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After the news of the past week, I think we all deserve some sight gags today:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Whenever you feel your job is useless, remember this: somebody installs turn signals in BMWs!
She's a Keeper if She Says: "I've been griping a lot lately. You're right to ignore me." "I know I'm still sore and my parents are in the next room, but I want you ...now!" "This porno scene is boring; fast forward to the gang bang." "Don't get up. I like sleeping in the wet spot." "It'd be kinky to watch you with that new babysitter." "Don't dirty your T-shirt wiping that up -- here, use my blouse." "That was fun. When can your friends watch pornos with us again?" "My new secretary is a stripper. I invited her to dinner Friday." "Nice skid mark in the toilet bowl!"
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