Wednesday, July 6, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] July 7, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

With all the weird weather lately, you'd think the United States was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds!

Sam went to Annie's house to meet her parents and Annie's mom served hors d'ouevres. Hoping to get on Mom's good side, he complimented her: "Your fishcakes are excellent." Annie whispered feverishly in Sam's ear, "Wash your hands! Those are peanut butter cookies!" 


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