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Yesterday was my 70th birthday. It’s odd, but in my mind, I’m still young.
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Things No Mother Has Ever Said: "How can you see the TV sitting so far away?" "I used to skip school a lot, too." "Leave all the lights on; it makes the house cheerier." "Let me smell that shirt; yeah, it's good for another week." "You can keep that stray dog, honey. I'll feed him and walk him every day." "Well, if it's okay with Timmy's mother, it's okay with me." "Your curfew is just a general time to shoot for; I'm not running a prison here." "I don't have a tissue; just use your sleeve." "Don't bother wearing a coat; that wind is bound to let up."
"What? You're dating your therapist?" "Yeah. She's personally helping me with the problem I have of licking my eyebrows!"
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