Wednesday, July 20, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] July 21, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

If you've been around computers as long as I have, you may find this article from PC Magazine interesting: "Seven Classic Home PC Follow-Ups That Were Never Released." History that never was, but might have been.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I'm so embarrassed. I just learned that that Pringles holder on my treadmill is for water bottles!

Our commanding officer hated doling out weekend passes, but I had a good reason. "My wife is pregnant and I want to be with her," I told him. To my surprise, he replied, "Permission granted." Inspired by my success, my buddy gave it a try himself, even though his wife was not pregnant. When the C.O. asked why he should grant him a pass, my friend said, "My wife is getting pregnant this weekend and I want to be there when it happens!" 


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