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CyberJokester Vincent Rizzuto sends along this impressive magic act by David Copperfield in which he makes flying look totally real. Yes, I know he can't really fly, but doesn’t he do a great job of hiding the wires?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70U2yybKhKg
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A professor stood before his class of organic chemistry students, about to pass out their final exam. "It's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. You've worked hard and many of you will head to medical school soon. So that no one's GPA gets messed up because you might have celebrated too hard this week, I will give anyone who opts out of this final a 'B' for the semester." There was much rejoicing, as students signed out at his desk. After the last taker left, the professor addressed the few remaining students. "I'm proud to see that you believe in yourselves. No test. You each get an ''A'!"
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face!
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