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You may have noticed that I use the "Oxford Comma," that (possibly extra) punctuation in a list before the word "and." It's one of those things that you're either definitely for or definitely against. But what is its origin?
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Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
Bob, Max, and Ted needed someone to complete their Saturday morning golf foursome. Bob invited George, who fit right in, so they invited him to the next Saturday. George said, "I'd love to, but I may be a few minutes late. Can you wait for me?" They said they would. But George was right on time, except that time he played left-handed. "George, didn't you play right-handed last week?" "Yeah. I'm ambidextrous." After the round, he again mentioned that he might be a few minutes late. "No problem. See you Saturday!" The third Saturday, everyone showed up on time, and George played right-handed. For weeks, George was right on time, playing great with either hand. After a few weeks, Ted was curious. "George, every week you say you may be late, but you're right on time. And you play both left- and right-handed. What's your deal?" George says, "Well, it's like this: I'm superstitious. Whenever I wake up, I look at my wife. If she's sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed. But if she's sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed." Bob asked, "So what do you do when she's sleeping on her back?" George answered, "That's when I'll be late!"
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