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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A doctor noticed a patient's tattoo. He said, "I've never seen a whale quite like that one." His overweight patient replied, "That's because it used to be a dolphin!"
"Class, today we're going to study the phrase, 'I presume.' Can anyone give me a sentence using that phrase?" Little Suzi raised her hand. "Yesterday, Mommy washed the dishes by hand, so I presume our dishwasher was broken." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Mary offered, "This morning, Daddy brought me to school in the VW so I presume the BMW wouldn't start again." "Excellent!" Little Johnny shouted from the back of the classroom, "Yesterday, I saw Grandpa head out the back door with a newspaper under his arm and I presume..." The teacher interrupted him. "John, you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can't presume anything." Little Johnny responded, "As I was saying: I saw Grandpa head out with a newspaper so I presume he was goin' for a sh¡t 'cause he sure as hell cain't read!"
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