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I saw my one-armed buddy this morning and asked, "Where you going?" He replied, "I'm going to change a light bulb." I laughed out loud. "That's going to be awkward, isn't it?" He said, "Not really. I've got the receipt, you insensitive bastard!"
I learned something last night. Evidently, when your girlfriend's dad asks, "What do you do?" the correct answer is not "your daughter."
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