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A woman found a magic lamp on the beach, rubbed it, and out popped a genie. "Ask me anything and it's yours!" She thought a moment and then said, "I want my husband to pay more attention to me, to protect me, to take me out frequently, to sleep close to me, and to be more caring, even if I get a tiny scratch." "No problem." And poof! she was a smartphone!
"Doctor, I think my breasts may be filled with water." "Nonsense! What makes you think that?" "Because whenever a man presses them, my pussy gets wet!"
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