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I used to have a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet. But only for about a minute. And only that one time.
A travelling carnival included a huckster who offered $100 to anyone who could make his elephant nod its head up and down. Many tried, but none succeeded. But when it was the turn of the town's most timid man, he just walked around the elephant and kicked it in the balls. The elephant was so surprised that it jerked its head up and down. The man won the money. The next year, the same carnival returned to the same town with the same huckster and the same elephant. The huckster remembered the previous visit and made sure he wouldn't lose again. This time he offered $500 to anyone who could make the elephant nod its head up and down and then shake its head from side to side. Again, many tried, but none succeeded. Eventually, it was the same timid man's turn. He stood directly in front of the elephant's face and stared straight into its eyes. "Remember me?" he asked. The elephant vigorously nodded up and down. "Do you want me to do it again?" The elephant shook its head! The man smiled and pocketed his winnings!
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