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"Students, do you have any religious objects in your home?" Little Jimmy offered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." Little Suzi said, "We have a statue of a man seated with crossed legs and every day my parents burn incense sticks before it." Little Johnny shouted, "We have a flat square box with numbers on it in our bathroom and every day my mom stands on it and screams, 'Oh, God'!"
Getting married is like going out to dinner with friends: you make your choice and then, when you see what the other guys got, wish you'd gotten that instead.
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