Wednesday, October 19, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] October 20, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

This over-the-shoulder video of top Formula One driver Nico Rosberg shows exactly what his feet and hands are doing -- and it's a lot more than just steering! Meanwhile, watch how incredibly close he comes to the wall on every turn!
https://vimeo.com/183872530 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man went to synagogue on Yom Kippur to talk to his doctor about his sick child. The usher asked, "Do you have a ticket?" "No, I don't. I just need to speak to Dr. Schwartz." "Sorry. I can't let you in without a ticket." "But you don't understand -- my son is sick and may need to go to the hospital. It's a matter of life and death!" The usher grudgingly relented. "Well, okay then, but don't let me catch you praying!"

Kids grow up so early now. Today, in a doctor's waiting room, a little girl had her Barbie and Ken doll in the doggy position. I told her, "If you keep doing that, you'll end up with a little baby doll." She replied, "I doubt that. He's doing her up the ass!" 


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