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Answering the doorbell on Halloween, a woman found a darling little boy who said, "Twick or tweat." She said, "You're so cute! What are you?" He replied, "A piwate!" "A pirate? Where are your buccaneers?" He responded, "Under my buckin' hat!"
Halloween Rules: When you kill a monster, never check to see if it's dead: leave! Don't read aloud from books that summon demons. If that loud noise was just the cat, leave! Don't search the basement if the power is out. If your children start speaking in another person's voice, shoot them immediately; it's easier in the long run. If your appliances start operating themselves, leave! When you have the benefit of numbers, never go it alone. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. If a town looks deserted, there's probably a good reason, so leave! Never take anything from the dead. Don't mess with recombinant DNA even if you know what you're doing. If you run out of gas late at night on a lonely road, do not go to that nearby, deserted house. If your home is built upon an old cemetery or Indian burial site, leave!
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