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CBS News announced that the old "Facebook will make everything public tomorrow" hoax is back again. It's false. Seriously. Facebook will not make everything public. (And what the heck is a "Rome Statute" anyway? <grin>)
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A small town cemetery had a big pecan tree just inside its fence. Two boys filled a bucket with nuts and sat down under it, out of sight, to divide their loot. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me...." Several nuts rolled down the hill to the fence. Little Johnny, passing by on his bicycle, heard the voices coming from inside the cemetery and slowed to investigate. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me...." Little Johnny was scared and started to ride off, but an old man hobbling along blocked him. "Oh, Mr. Roebling! You won't believe this! Satan and Jesus are in our cemetery divvying up souls!" Mr. Roebling was skeptical. "What? No way. This I've got to see!" They approached the fence and sure enough, they heard: "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me...." Roebling whispered, "Johnny, you're right. I want to see this!" They sneaked closer to the fence until they heard, "One for you and one for me! That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence!" Old man Roebling had the lead for two blocks before Little Johnny could get on his bicycle!
My delicious Poultry Pops didn't sell well until I changed the name from Cock Suckers.
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