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I'd had a hectic day with my four-year-old. When bedtime finally came, I laid down the law. "Put on your PJs and brush your teeth. Then we'll read one book and it's lights out." Her arms went around my neck in a gentle embrace and she said, "Mommy, we learned in Sunday School about little boys and girls who don't have mothers." I teared up as I realized that, even after our long day, she was still grateful to have me. But then she whispered, "Why don't you go be their mom?!"
No way could I have been a priest. Imagine giving up your sex life and then having to listen to people tell you the details of theirs!
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