Wednesday, October 19, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] October 19, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man flying business class from New York to London was biting his fingernails and sweating profusely. Noticing his disturbed expression, a flight attendant asked, "Sir, would a drink calm you down?" He nodded. She gave him his drink and he downed it in one quick gulp. And stopped shaking! The next time she passed, he was shaking again. She brought him another drink and he downed that one immediately. The next time she noticed him, he was shaking uncontrollably and crying. The flight attendant said, "Sir, I've never seen anyone as afraid of flying as you." He replied, "I'm not afraid of flying, I'm trying to quit drinking!"

A young peasant girl of thirteen went to work in a sweatshop that made brooms. After a few months, she gave the boss her two-week notice. The boss was surprised; she was a hard worker. "Why do you want to quit?" "I just do." "How about if I give you a raise?" "No." "But you must have a reason. Tell me." "Okay, if you simply must know..." said the girl as she removed her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair. "I didn't have this before I worked here and now I do. It must be the broom bristles." Smiling at her innocence, he dropped his pants and showed his pubic hair, saying, "See? It's nature. I have it too." The young girl cried, "Oh, no! Not only are you growing bristles, but you've also grown a handle!" 


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