Sunday, October 2, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] October 3, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I wonder if the Vice-Presidential candidates with agree on these sight gags tomorrow night?
http://www.allowe.com/humor/sight-gags.html?PicNumber=5561 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"It says here on your application that your last employer was a psychiatrist. Why did you leave that job?" She replied, "I was always wrong. If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex. And if I was on time, I was obsessive compulsive!"

A grandfather took his grandson on a nature hike. "My boy, nature teaches us many lessons." "Like what, granddad?" "Well, like when you find a baby squirrel, don't carry it home inside your shirt unless you're wearing a tight belt!" 


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