Thursday, December 1, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] December 1, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I don't mean to brag but last week I finished my new 14-day diet in only six hours and twenty minutes!

A middle-aged couple led extremely busy lives and never seemed to have time for one another. Finally, the desperate wife said, "I think what we need is a 'date night'." Her husband absentmindedly responded, "Great idea. Who will you go out with?!" 


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