Tuesday, January 31, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] February 1, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Red Bull has done it again: invented the new sport of container wakeboarding without a boat. Huh? Watch this and realize: you will never do this!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I always wanted to drown my troubles but I can't get my wife to go swimming with me!

A monastery hired a new window washer. The Abbot told him to clean every window, except for three. He did, but his curiosity got the better of him. He just had to see what was inside those three windows. Window one revealed twelve monks, their robes up, their cocks lying on a table, with a mouse running around on the table. The second window revealed a beautiful woman and a monk, screwing like mad. Inside the third window, he saw a monk, tied up and stripped to the waist, being flogged. When the window washer reached the bottom of the ladder, the Abbot was waiting for him. "I told you not to clean those three windows!" The window washer replied, "You did. Go ahead and fire me, but first, you've got to explain what I saw up there." The Abbot replied, "In the first window, you saw the competition. In the second window, you saw the winner." "But what about that third window?" The Abbot said, "Oh, him? He got caught hiding cheese in his foreskin!" 


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