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If you’re in Seattle tonight, come by and hear me (and sixteen of my friends) play modern big band jazz at Tula’s Jazz Club in Belltown. If you’re not, have some sight gags!
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When I took my four-year-old daughter to visit my mother in her nursing home, she was intrigued by the various appliances of old age: canes, walkers, wheelchairs, etc. But when she saw Mom's false teeth soaking in a glass, she whispered to me, "The tooth fairy is never gonna believe this!"
An Irishman was downing them even faster than usual. The bartender asked him, "What's wrong?" The Irishman said, "I'm drinkin' ta the memory of me wife. She was a saint. Went to church every morning. Spent all day reading scripture. Sang hymns. Filled our house with religious statues and paintings. Invited the priest to dinner three nights a week." The bartender said, "She sounds like an angel. Did the good Lord take her early?" The Irishman replied, "No. I strangled that sanctimonious bitch!"
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