Wednesday, January 11, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] January 12, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

You probably have hundreds of tiny springs around your home but have you ever seen them made? The machines are fascinating and beautiful to behold!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

You May Be on a No-Frills Airline if: You can't board the plane unless you have exact change. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro. The captain asks you to chip in for gas. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking. The captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway. When you ask the captain how often their planes crash, he says, "Only once." You don't notice the lack of an in-flight movie because your life is flashing before your eyes!

At my age, the fires of sexual desire are dwindling. If you want some action, you have to blow on the coals! 


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