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Remember Matt Harding? The guy who's danced everywhere? Four years after his last dancing trip around the world, he’s done it again. Here's his latest, thanks to
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A blonde wanted the latest and greatest coffeemaker, with every bell and whistle but, knowing her propensity for getting instructions mixed up, she insisted the salesman give her personal instructions on how to use her new machine. He carefully explained everything: how to plug it in; how to set the timer so she could awaken to fresh-brewed coffee, etc. A week later, she was back in the store and found the very same salesman. "So?" he smiled. "How do you like your new coffeemaker?" The blonde replied, "It's wonderful! But there's one thing I don't understand: why do I have to go to bed just to make a cup of coffee?"
One gay man approached another and asked, "How many planets are there?" The second gay man answered, "Eight." The first guy responded, "Well, tomorrow morning there'll only be seven because tonight I'm gonna destroy Uranus!"
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