Tuesday, January 10, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] January 11, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Thirty years ago a visit to my dentist inspired me: I wanted an old dentist's chair for my computer workstation. Fortunately, I never got around to buying one because now you can have the "peak office chair:" the AltWork -- for "only" $6,000!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I wanted a flu shot until I found out it's not a new cocktail!

One afternoon, Cliff showed up for work stark naked. His boss stopped him at the door. "Cliff, where are your clothes? And why are you here on your day off?" Cliff explained, "Well, boss, I was at this party when all the lights went out. Someone ordered, 'Women, take off all your clothes!' and when the lights came back on, every woman was stark naked! Then the lights went out again and the voice ordered, 'Men, take off all your clothes!' and when the lights came back on, every man was naked. Then the lights went out and the voice ordered, 'All right, men: get to work!' So I grabbed my briefcase and came here, sir!" 


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