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This video from "The Atlantic" says the common definition of "clean" might be detrimental to your skin.
http://digg.com/video/you-probably-dont-need-to-shower
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I liked the way my new, brightly striped Christmas sweater slimmed my figure until my six-year-old son said, "That's a pretty sweater, Mommy. You look like Wheel of Fortune." "Thank you, sweetheart, but I think you mean I look like Vanna White." "No, Mom. You look like the wheel!"
"Hello, male help line. How may I help you?" "Hi. I need your advice on a serious problem. For some time now I've suspected that my wife has been cheating on me. There were the usual signs: the phone would ring and, when I answer, there's no one there; she goes out 'with the girls' a lot; stuff like that. Anyway, last night, I hid in the shed behind my boat and, when she got home, she got out of some strange car while buttoning her blouse. Then she pulled her panties out of her purse and put them on. Right then I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor's mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld myself or should I replace the whole bracket?"
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