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Nothing increases your golf score like a witness!
When the regular organist had the flu, he asked Bobby to fill in for him. Bobby was a good musician but what got people's attention was how handsome he was. He distracted many a young woman's mind during the service. A buxom lass named Betty seized opportunity by intercepting Bobby after church to ask him on a date. They had a spectacular first date: they connected in conversation, they connected in dance, and later, back at his place, they just connected. The next morning, Betty seemed glum. Bobby asked her and she replied, bluntly, "You didn't warn me you had such a small organ." Without missing a beat, Bobby replied, "You didn't warn me I would be playing in such a large cathedral!"
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