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A man moved into a new house and discovered, in the back corners of the attic, a painting and a violin. He took them to an appraiser, who evaluated them and then said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the good news?" "The good news is: you have a Stradivarius and a Picasso." "Fantastic! But what's the bad news?" "Stradivarius was a bad painter and Picasso was no violinmaker!"
Man: "You may be flat-chested, but you've got a tight pussy!" Woman: "Get off my back!"
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