It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
Watch as the least expensive Nissan model sold in the U.S. hits head-on the least expensive Nissan model sold in Mexico. Then be glad we have auto safety regulations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85OysZ_4lp0
Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.
AL
Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Washington Post's New Words Contest Winners: Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high on walls. Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was all your money to start with. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Two Californians, driving cross-country, Yelped for an authentic Texas dining experience, found it, and sat down. "Wadda y'all having?" asked the sweet young waitress. One Californian said, "We don't eat gluten, dairy, meat, soy, eggs, or nuts. What should we get?" The waitress replied with a smile, "Hon, you should get the f*¢k out!"
For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.
To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.
To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.
Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.
No comments:
Post a Comment