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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"I don't know how to answer this question on my life insurance application," said the young man. The insurance salesman asked, "Which question?" "The one about the cause of death of my father." "So how did he die?" The embarrassed client explained, "He was hung." The salesman pondered a moment and said, "How about 'Father was taking part in a public function when the platform gave way.' "
O'Casey had dated many a lass, but Maureen O'Riley entranced him. He wooed her, he pursued her, but she would not go to bed with him. Finally, he gave up, proposed to her, and she accepted. On their wedding night, O'Casey said, "You know, Maureen, I probably wouldn't have wed you if you had gone to bed with me like all the other girls did." "Experience is the best teacher," said Maureen. "That's how I lost all my other suitors!"
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